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Well I know I'm not the only one here that likes movies so I thought "why not make a thread about t…
moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
edited November 2012 in Others Posts: 307
Well I know I'm not the only one here that likes movies so I thought "why not make a thread about them?"
Post a movie you've watched recently with a short, honest and personal opinion and maybe a rating out of 10.
Discuss the movies here as well!
Oh also:
Spoiler:
NO SPOILERS
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....unless they're in spoilers



Spoilers in spoilers seem to be broken
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[03:35am] Minelord: [g] Sir Mish: what are biggie smalls
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[00:55:56] <Mish> she ain't hot
[00:56:02] <Mish> just cleevage
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    moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
    edited November 2012 Posts: 307
    Well I should start this off:
    Skyfall

    I heard it was crap but I really liked it! He bangs 3 different chicks within the first 30 minutes so you know this movie means business.
    Action, explosions, assassins, hot chicks (and @CoLa_z0r I think you'll like it, there's an asian chick. Sorry @Knucis no mexican chicks though. The male villain is, so I guess that counts. Better luck next time) and vintage cars. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul.

    8/10
    (Just because 9/10 and 10/10 are like too perfect)
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    WindyWindy Lord
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    I don't even know if we watched the same movie... There's no 'asian chick', and he only 'banged' one, midway through...

    And the male villain... is British despite his accent.
    Spoiler:
    How else do you become a MI6 agent?!


    Personally I felt the film lacked a proper climax and the last half was just very boring, lacking proper action.
    Making action films sentimental is kinda hard, I suppose.

    4/10
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    moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
    edited November 2012 Posts: 307
    Spoiler:
    ....The guy's name was Tiago Rodriguez.... He was a flaming Mexican....
    You don't have to be British to be in the MI6 either...

    And this chick:
    http://latino-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Severine-skyfall.jpeg
    was a flaming Asian.
    Spoiler:
    He says she was born in Macau or Shanghai (can't remember) and how she gets kidnapped by the local sex trade gang. She had the tat on her wrist


    Spoiler:
    He bangs her, the island chick and the black chick... Believe me, I have an eye for these things


    I'm starting to think we didn't watch the same movie...

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    The mansion standoff part was pretty intense, I mean, crashing helicopters? Haphazard grenade chucking? Lethal knife throwing? Frozen underwater combat? Dude come on
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    [03:35am] Minelord: [g] Sir Mish: what are biggie smalls
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    [00:55:56] <Mish> she ain't hot
    [00:56:02] <Mish> just cleevage
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    DaemonDaemon Lord
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    Spoiler:
    This topic in a nutshell :P
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    WindyWindy Lord
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    Hmm... okay fine she was Asian... but she does not look Chinese at all. You can be born in China but not be Chinese! Anyways, it's a minor point.

    To be in MI6, you do need to be British: https://www.sis.gov.uk/careers/working-for-us/careers-faqs.html

    Oh and Bond flirted with Eve quite a bit but there was no obvious 'banging' scene! In fact, I think that might be inconsistent with how their relationship is portrayed.

    The standoff was quite cool, but it wasn't what I was expecting. It wasn't epic enough in scale, which is what you sometimes expect from a Bond film.

    and seriously, Skyfall
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    is just this old mansion in the middle of Scotland, which happens to be Bond's place of birth? It's the lamest reason for a movie title in the world if you ask me...

    I'd have preferred it if both Silva and Bond happen to come from an orphanage called Skyfall.


    Having said that, I suppose
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    the standoff is quite symbolic of M's internal struggles until she accepts her fate, and thus can be rather fitting.


    Also,
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    we may as well drop these and change the title of the thread to (SPOILERS ALERT)
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    moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
    edited November 2012 Posts: 307
    Spoiler:
    Well this is a movie recommendation/discussion thread so it's to be expected.


    Oh and come on man any movie that opens with this has to be good:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI
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    WindyWindy Lord
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    +1 for the MV :D
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    DavidSlainDavidSlain Lord
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    OK, moving on to the next possible movie- I saw The Expendables the day it came out with my then- thirteen year old brother. He asked for a present that a man would enjoy, so I took him to see a movie starring automatic shotguns (the Masterton, if I'm not mistaken.)

    Personally I loved it. :D
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    WindyWindy Lord
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    It was cheesy, it was all-star, it was loud, it was dirty, it was satisfying.

    :D
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    moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
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    David stick to the format D: I have no idurr wut yur recomender
    Well I hope you're happy. You've undone the neat and tidy fabric of our society. Say goodbye to the world you know and love.
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    [03:35am] Minelord: [g] Sir Mish: what are biggie smalls
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    [00:55:56] <Mish> she ain't hot
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    WindyWindy Lord
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    but he's clearly talking about The Expendables!

    * listens to Adele's Skyfall again *
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    moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
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    Good guy Windlord, restoring peace and order.


    ...Added to my to-watch list. Never actually got around to watching it.
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    [03:35am] Minelord: [g] Sir Mish: what are biggie smalls
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    moomoohkmoomoohk Lord
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    It's bump time.

    Cloud Atlas

    Great. 3 hours long. Multiple storylines. Did I mention it was great?
    7/10

    The Impossible

    Intense. Lots of crying and screaming. Terrible child acting.
    Fun fact: my dad was actually there when it happened.
    8/10
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    [03:35am] Minelord: [g] Sir Mish: what are biggie smalls
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    [00:55:56] <Mish> she ain't hot
    [00:56:02] <Mish> just cleevage
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